naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
hatchuu: fun fact of the day kiddos: i’m reading up on roman baths @ bath and apparently one of the biggest caches of ‘curse tablets’ (aka bits of material like stone or metal with curses inscribed on them) were found there and most of them were people being pissed that someone stole their clothes while they were in the bath
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem EVEN IF IT’S A ‘JOKE’, don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem.
ohharvelle: do i watch a new show rewatch another show watch a movie read a book or read fanfiction my life choices are so difficult
benedictcumberpantysnatcher: stitchnik: ...
hrvelle: oops wrong continent
varldslighet: varldslighet: after fridays come the
riddlemetom: I gotta say I freaking love the flag butterflies they’re so pretty!
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
Happy Eurovision Song Contest, and may your...
riddlemetom: actual girl on fire in europe’s hunger games
iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
lovingharrystyles: remember last year’s eurovision when
consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
sararye: allthegleefeels: DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
azuori: kyokokirigiri: why is greece in the lead because europe thinks it’ll be hilarious if greece have to host eurovision
highschooljewsical: graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
harlequinraven: “I don’t think Bonnie can win now, I don’t know, I’m not Carol Vorderman.” graham you diamond
morgrana: you see in england it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last
sassygayalexkralie: hooperbay: i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom yeah its called all of europe
mtomoe: eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
ninthdoctorsbutt: “and finally, our 12 points go to our neighbours” Eurovision voting: a summary
hoflords: Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
neilpatrickharry: pancakebatters: I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs” i find it hilarious that it worked
toukos: toukos: if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok shit
flying-mint-tardis: hey-assbutt-its-a-parade: i love how nobody outside Europe knows what’s going on they’re probably all wondering how this is a real thing i mean well you haven’t seen romania yet
bennetwilcox: eurovision is divided into two parts the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other